The Monday Nut

Interesting headline today.

“Human Feces Powers Rwandan Prison“

Please, talk amongst yourselves while I fail miserably in resisting the temptation to tell all the Iowans if they had been smart, they could have powered the state until the next Presidential election cycle begins.  Or to tell Leonardo DiCaprio I found a way he can really contribute to saving the planet. Or to think about how the fiber industry will find itself on top of the world (or Taco Bell; see below for “converting straight to methane”)

I’m imagining public restrooms would now be called “fuel banks” and there would be tasteful posters tacked all over the walls with wonderful slogans like:

• Make a deposit and save Mother Earth.
• Your contributions mean a cleaner planet for everyone.
• Your local fuel bank.  The first step toward saving us all.

I envision scanners that pick out the best customers (depositors) and reward them for their patronage.  Everyone gets a card, and you get frequent sitter (please notice how I resisted putting the “h” in there) awards.  Heck, the technology could even further reward those who bypass the production process convert straight to methane.  Think of the endless possibilities!

Finally!  A reward for pooing in public and no more self consciousness! 

I’d be a national friggin hero.

Ah well.  It’s fun to think about at least…Let yourself go, and send me some ideas on how you envision our society should make the move to poo.