Obama’s Hammer

January 30, 2009 at 4:42 am (Uncategorized)

Prediction:  The stimulus package currently awaited by President Obama will be his ultimate undoing.  The main reason being (IMHO), he is trying to use it to make good on his myriad campaign promises in one fell swoop. 

We can discuss ideology all we want. He is, we are, they are… But to me, the simple fact is that his liberal support network (the Soros’s of the world) have been pressuring him since he was declared the winner and he has some serious debts to pay off.  Nothing like millions (and billions) to pay off what you owe, and always be able to say later “I did!  I DID!”

I learned long time ago, you can’t drive a roofing nail with one swing of the hammer.  But you can with a coffin nail.

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Go Straight To Hell – Case #1

January 28, 2009 at 4:53 am (Uncategorized)

Anyone who shuts down (or severely restricts the use of) the electricity in the home of a 93 year old man, in the middle of winter, in MICHIGAN deserves to go straight to hell.

Check this story out.

Most wonderful part…coroner says he probably died quite painfully.  Let’s put Bay City Electric Light and Power on our bobsled to Satan list.

More cases in the future.  Let’s do everything we can to make sure these people pay.

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Vaginas Need a Bail-Out

January 27, 2009 at 6:07 am (Uncategorized)

Oh man.  I am on another roll with the language…  I gotta stop writing at 1 AM, but, have at it.

President Obama signed an executive order last Friday to send $460 million to third world (sorry, “developing”) countries for family planning.  In other words, condoms, the pill, and abortions are being paid for worldwide by our tax dollars.

I don’t have anything original to say about this.  Suffice to say, it sucks and he has certainly pandered to his crowd by releasing this “much needed aid.”  Being broke doesn’t mean you can’t share, right?

Anyway…here’s where the fun comes in.  The Dems wanted to use part of the stimulus package to provide more financial support for family planning (for the poor) right here in America.  And, according to some reports, the President has asked his colleagues on the left to remove this part of the stimulus package in the spirit of bipartisanship. In other words, he’s afraid the Repubs are gonna kick up a big stink and he might lose a half a percentage point on the Love Scale.

It’s all so confusing, but here’s how I figure it.

According to the Democratic Majority, vaginas and uterii stimulate the economy and need a bail out.  President Obama agrees, but only if the vaginas and uterii exists elsewhere than in the United States due to the current conversion rate that shows American female parts are worth less than those in, let’s say… Zimbabwe.

Republicans remain on the hill, trying to figure out the penis conversion rate, hoping they don’t come up short.

Hey guys…the Even the FrenchOuiOui is outperforming you.  Where’s Smiling Bob when you need him?

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More Evidence Global Warming Not Our Fault

January 7, 2009 at 3:49 am (Environment) (, , )

Wanted to point everyone to the latest blog post by Jack Dini on his FactorFiction? page.  Couple quick points on it…

1. I never knew that NY Harbor froze over in 178o and people could walk across the ice from Manhattan to Staten Island.  Damn, that is cold!
2. More and more research is showing that this warming stuff IS NORMAL. 
3. Kudos to the scientists brave enough to publish their research, and to people like Jack Dini who tell us all about it.
4. Nuts to those who keep pushing us toward billions of wasted spending on CO2 emission regulations and all the other mollycoddling based on junk science and politics.

Thanks again, Jack.  Great stuff as always.

Hey, if you don’t subscribe to Jack’s blog…you really should!  Learn from those who know, and aren’t afraid to tell you the truth.

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Travolta Death Proves Point

January 6, 2009 at 4:14 am (Life in General)

LANGUAGE WARNING FOR THIS POST

Bernard Goldberg wrote a book last year entitled “Crazies to the Left of Me, Wimps to the Right.”  Haven’t read it, but I know all the things he was gonna talk about.  I bring it up to suggest a new book based on the title he chose.

“Assholes to the Left of Me, Pussies to the Right.”

Now, this book would have nothing to do with politics in any way.  The title is symbolic of being surrounded on all sides by just the biggest bunch of shiteaters the world has to offer.

So, what does this have to do with Jett Travolta’s death?

Everything.  Within minutes of the announcement of this tragedy, bloggers were surmising that John Travolta and Kelly Preston were denying this boy critical medication because of their belief in Scientology.  The idea spread quicker than you can say “Web 2.0″ (don’t forget to smile!)

Here’s where the “assholes” come in.  We used to relegate such crap to the lowest shelves in the supermarket checkout lines and said that anyone who read it was a moron.  Now the morons have a voice, and they have proven to be much more than morons…

On the other side of the street are all the “pussies” who comment on sites using monikers instead of their real names.  HIPPYGRL1457 sez “how could they let him dye because they beleeve in some crazy christian shit?”  It’s an open forum folks, say WHATEVER YOU WANT and SELF RESPONSIBILITY BE DAMNED.

We took away all the filters that people used to use in the name of “sharing, communicating, community-building” and all the other buzz words. Of course there are important things that can happen through these technologies, but when you give a bunch of closet assholes an opening, they’re gonna fart through it.  And most people are too damned weak to give out their opinions and put their name on it.  Hey, be prick for all I care, but have the guts to put your name on it and get called out when you say something stupid.

If you are going to basically accuse a father of killing his son, then give him the opportunity to track you down and beat the ever living shit out of you for saying so.  If you jump on the bandwagon with anonymous comments…you can jump to the front of the line for your beating.

I’m sorry, but this is just another glowing example of how these amazing “communication tools” are just a place for the steaming piles of our species to congregate and foist their odor upon everyone else.

BTW, if you are first time reader.  My name is Brent Beckley, and if you don’t like what I said, have some guts and tell me so.  If you comment without telling me your name, take a wild guess what’s gonna happen.

Lastly, I am truly saddened by what happened to Jett Travolta. No parent should ever have to lose their child, and the pain is doubled when you lose them in a public forum.  Especially one run by people who lack the common courtesy to leave a family in pain alone.

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