Vaginas Need a Bail-Out
Oh man. I am on another roll with the language… I gotta stop writing at 1 AM, but, have at it.
President Obama signed an executive order last Friday to send $460 million to third world (sorry, “developing”) countries for family planning. In other words, condoms, the pill, and abortions are being paid for worldwide by our tax dollars.
I don’t have anything original to say about this. Suffice to say, it sucks and he has certainly pandered to his crowd by releasing this “much needed aid.” Being broke doesn’t mean you can’t share, right?
Anyway…here’s where the fun comes in. The Dems wanted to use part of the stimulus package to provide more financial support for family planning (for the poor) right here in America. And, according to some reports, the President has asked his colleagues on the left to remove this part of the stimulus package in the spirit of bipartisanship. In other words, he’s afraid the Repubs are gonna kick up a big stink and he might lose a half a percentage point on the Love Scale.
It’s all so confusing, but here’s how I figure it.
According to the Democratic Majority, vaginas and uterii stimulate the economy and need a bail out. President Obama agrees, but only if the vaginas and uterii exists elsewhere than in the United States due to the current conversion rate that shows American female parts are worth less than those in, let’s say… Zimbabwe.
Republicans remain on the hill, trying to figure out the penis conversion rate, hoping they don’t come up short.
Hey guys…the Even the FrenchOuiOui is outperforming you. Where’s Smiling Bob when you need him?
